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mintleaftea:

Everyone really needs to read discworld

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taliskertalisker:

tbh if that good omens radio adaptation turns out to be the best of queen on repeat for an hour over bbc radio 4 i won’t even be mad

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teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur




what-a-fabulous-scarf:

thesickestjokes:

Oxymorons are basically complicated.

THIS MADE ME SO MAD

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fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone: what about you, viktor?
viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK




Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

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The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day




distressedlittlemoon:

giving your ocs really cool magic powers

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having to explain how their powers even work

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